the taehyikes archive
of very dumb shit
hey! welcome to hell an archive of my work!a quick reminder before you tread further: if you're a minor, please leave! this is a 18+ space! do not follow/do not interact/have a nice day remember to be kind to yourself ok get outok, now that it's just adults heyyy click the links up top for more Stuff, i worked very hard on organzing everything <3
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who IS taehyikes
anne
she/her, white, '94i can think of nothing else to say about myself
just some questions i get dm'd about a lot!
do you allow translations?sorry, but no!
do you allow podfic/fanart of your work?yes! this is my blanket permission! (and i'm honored)
do you take commissions?sometimes! i'll periodically post when i have new slots open, i basically try to only accept a few at a time so i don't get overwhelmed. if you aren't sure if i currently have any slots open, feel free to dm me and i'll let you know! i'll also update the home page of this carrd to say when they're open!
why did you block me?i block people who:1) i see dogpiling/bullying/being a jerk to other people
2) have quote retweeted/replied to one of my au tweets with something rude
3) rate fics in their rec threads (even if u give me a good rating! if i see u gave someone else like a 3/5 stars then i'll block because what the heck!! don't rate ppl's fics! be nice, people do this for free!)
4) are minors/don't have an age in their bios and try to follow me after i've soft blocked you multiple timesi don't use mass blocking tools so if you're blocked it was for a reason and i won't unblock!
what apps do you use to make social media aus?i use social maker and social dummy! but neither are on the app store anymore because of new regulations or something like that so i think they only exist on the black market now tbh
art:
art inspired by my aus :')
master thread:
fics sorted by pairings
(updated regularly)
each pairing is divided into main pairing, side pairing, and one shots
ao3 fics have red links
twitter fic/social media aus have blue links
some fics are cross-posted and have links to both twitter and ao3, depending on your reading preference
all happy endings
one shots are 1-2 post social media aus/prompts
namjoon pairings
seokjin pairings
yoongi pairings
hoseok pairings
jimin pairings
taehyung pairings
jungkook pairings
genfic
jungkook-centric sick ficlength: 500~ words
just a little hobi-centric appreciationlength: 1 post
everyone just really loves when namjoon wears jortslength: 2 posts
seokjin is very bufflength: 1 post
poly
main poly
namjoon and yoongi are both in unrequited love with their roommate and find ways to commiserate about ityoongi/namjoon/hoseok
length: 44 posts
hobi wears denim and ot6 try and fail to copeot7
length: 14 posts
art heist au; hoseok gathers together the best of the bestot7
length: 2.7k words
one shot
namjoon goes away on a business trip for a few days and yoonmin attempt to distract themselves from missing him too muchnamgimin
side poly
namjin au where namjoon loses his glasses and gets himself into a sticky situationmain pairing: namjoon/seokjin
side: vminkook
length: 21 posts
a partridge in a pear treeyoongi and seokjin are roommates, and it takes a little holiday spirit for them to see that maybe they could be moremain pairing: seokjin/yoongi
side: vminkook & namseok
length: 19.8k words
namgi au where yoongi is a shy tree nymph and namjoon is confused why trees keep appearing outside his apartment doormain pairing: yoongi/namjoon
side: vminhope & jinkook
length: 29 posts
yoonkook au where yoongi decides to rent a cabin in the mountains to work on his next novel, and jungkook runs the general store in a nearby villagemain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side: minjoon & taejinseok
length: 460 posts
taejoon au where namjoon is a curator interested in taehyung’s art, and taehyung is an artist interested in namjoon’s uhhh intellectmain pairing: namjoon/taehyung
side: yoonminkook
length: 14 posts
namjin
main pairing
namjoon looks at the moon every night because it fills him with a feeling of serenity. seokjin (aka the man on the moon) thinks namjoon is looking at him, so he decides to flirt backnamjoon/seokjin
length: 15 posts
seokjin accuses namjoon of stealing his twitter caption and won’t leave him alone until he gets his royalty feesnamjoon/seokjin
length: 9 posts
potato gun salesman seokjin tries to sell his product to unsuspecting potato farmer and self proclaimed potato advocate namjoonnamjoon/seokjin
side pairings: sope & taekook
length: 64 posts
namjoon loses his glasses and gets himself into a sticky situationnamjoon/seokjin
side pairing: vminkook
length: 21 posts
one shot
the astroid-proof boy scouts are an elite space team, sent to mars to prep the planet for human occupancynamjoon/seokjin
side pairing
yoongi decides to sail across the globe for 6 months, and in his first port city he matches with jungkook on tindermain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairings: namjin & vmin
length: 477 posts
sequel to sailor au
jungkook just wants to make their 6 month anniversary as special as possiblemain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairings: vmin & namjin
length: 32 posts
yoongi is famous rapper agust d, jimin is a popular tv presenter/singer, and after their awkward meeting on a music show, yoongi lowkey starts releasing extremely Explicit songs about a mystery manmain pairing: yoongi/jimin
side pairings: namjin & vhope
length: 140 posts
the kids are righttaehyung and yoongi get stuck on a ski lift together. twice.main pairing: yoongi/taehyung
side pairing: namjin
length: 12.8k words
namgi
main pairing
yoongi forces his friends to send flattering pictures of himself to their group chat in a (not) subtle attempt to seduce namjoonyoongi/namjoon
side pairings: vmin & jinkook
length: 28 posts
yoongi is a shy tree nymph and namjoon is confused why trees keep appearing outside his apartment dooryoongi/namjoon
side pairings: vminhope & jinkook
length: 29 posts
one shot
yoongi comes to work and finds little snow ducks waiting for himnamjoon/yoongi
namseok
main pairing
a cute stranger sits down at namjoon’s table not realizing it’s occupied, and namjoon handles the unexpected company as best as he can (i.e. poorly)namjoon/hoseok
length: 21 posts
side pairing
twitter exists in ancient greece, jungkook is hercules, and yoongi is an annoyed citizen who just wants to go about his day without hearing how great this new demigod ismain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairing: namseok
length: 190 posts
kismet or whateverthe one where yoongi and jimin keep accidentally showing up to halloween parties in coordinating costumesyoongi/jimin
side pairings: namseok & taekook
length: 7.9k words
a partridge in a pear treeyoongi and seokjin are roommates, and it takes a little holiday spirit for them to see that maybe they could be moremain pairing: seokjin/yoongi
side pairings: vminkook & namseok
length: 19.8k words
minjoon
main pairing
namjoon runs the online help desk for his university’s library and jimin attempts to seduce him through book requestsnamjoon/jimin
length: 3 posts
side pairing
yoongi decides to rent a cabin in the mountains to work on his next novel, and jungkook runs the general store in a nearby villagemain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairings: minjoon & taejinseok
length: 460 posts
taehyung sees a picture of yoongi on his friend’s instagram and predictably loses his shitmain pairing: taehyung/yoongi
side pairings: jinkook & minjoon
length: 27 posts
taejoon
main pairing
namjoon is a curator interested in taehyung’s art, and taehyung is an artist interested in namjoon’s uhhh intellectnamjoon/taehyung
side: yoonminkook
length: 14 posts
namkook
main pairing
jungkook has a bit of a problem in his apartment and namjoon is a very helpful landlordnamjoon/jungkook
side pairing: taegi
length: 15 posts
jungkook tries to romance namjoon through widgetsnamjoon/jungkook
length: 6 posts
yoonjin
main pairing
a partridge in a pear treeyoongi and seokjin are roommates, and it takes a little holiday spirit for them to see that maybe they could be moreseokjin/yoongi
side pairings: vminkook & namseok
length: 19.8k words
u make me wanna be a better man
a partridge in a pear tree sequelit's been a year since they started dating, and seokjin decides to make a new year's resolutionseokjin/yoongi
side pairings: vminkook & namseok
length: 11.5k words
yoongi’s apartment is haunted and seokjin hates his jobyoongi/seokjin
side pairing: hopekook
length: 17 posts
yoonjin au where seokjin needs help with a caption and yoongi sends a text to the wrong chatyoongi/seokjin
length: 10 posts
seokjin gets turned into a sofa by a witch, and yoongi buys him at a charity shopyoongi/seokjin
length: 2.4k words
one shot
au where it’s sisterhood of the traveling pants except yoongi invented glassesseokjin/yoongi
2seok
side pairing
jungkook has to go to busan for 3 months to take care of his mom post hip surgery, and he starts noticing a shift in the shows yoongi watches on their shared netflix accountmain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairings: 2seok & vmin
length: 139 posts
jinmin
one shot
jimin is single and seokjin has a boatseokjin/jimin
taejin
side pairing
yoongi decides to rent a cabin in the mountains to work on his next novel, and jungkook runs the general store in a nearby villagemain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side: minjoon & established taejin into eventual taejinseok
length: 460 posts
jinkook
main pairing
i am jungkookguardians of the galaxy au; part 1
jungkook is groot and seokjin has an inconvenient crushseokjin/jungkook
side pairing: vmin
length: 7.9k words
sleeping beauty au where jk lives with his 5 magic uncles and one day he meets a handsome prince while he’s picking berries but they end up being SUPER boring like not good at conversation at all, and after he sneaks away by creating an animal diversion he meets evil wizard sjseokjin/jungkook
length: 2.2k words
one shot
it’s 4/20 and jungkook sees a ghostseokjin/jungkook
jungkook never responds to any of his texts and seokjin needs attentionseokjin/jungkook
side pairing
yoongi forces his friends to send flattering pictures of himself to their group chat in a (not) subtle attempt to seduce namjoonmain pairing: yoongi/namjoon
side pairings: vmin & jinkook
length: 28 posts
yoongi is tasked with planning jinkook’s joint bachelor party, which unfortunately means accepting a helping hand from jk’s best manmain pairing: yoongi/jimin
side pairing: jinkook
length: 47 posts
the road aheadguardians of the galaxy au; part 2
Jimin attempts to cope with his escalating feelings for Taehyung, and makes the mistake of going to the other members of their team for advicemain pairing: jimin/taehyung
side pairing: jinkook
length: 9.3k words
yoongi is a shy tree nymph and namjoon is confused why trees keep appearing outside his apartment doormain pairing: yoongi/namjoon
side pairings: vminhope & jinkook
length: 29 posts
taehyung sees a picture of yoongi on his friend’s instagram and predictably loses his shitmain pairing: taehyung/yoongi
side pairings: jinkook & minjoon
length: 27 posts
sope
main pairing
yoongi just really wants to impress hoseok with his very good guitar playingyoongi/hoseok
length: 4 posts
side pairings
potato gun salesman seokjin tries to sell his product to unsuspecting potato farmer and self proclaimed potato advocate namjoonmain pairing: namjoon/seokjin
side pairings: sope & taekook
length: 64 posts
taehyung is an actual tentacle monster but jimin just thinks he’s got a kinkmain pairing: jimin/taehyung
side pairing: sope
length: 19 posts
everyone tries to get taehyung and jimin to understand that they’re in love with each othermain pairing: taehyung/jimin
side pairing: sope
length: 16 posts
yoonmin
main pairing
yoongi is tasked with planning jinkook’s joint bachelor party, which unfortunately means accepting a helping hand from jk’s best manyoongi/jimin
side pairing: jinkook
length: 47 posts
yoongi is famous rapper agust d, jimin is a popular tv presenter/singer, and after their awkward meeting on a music show, yoongi lowkey starts releasing extremely Explicit songs about a mystery manyoongi/jimin
side pairings: namjin & vhope
length: 140 posts
kismet or whateverthe one where yoongi and jimin keep accidentally showing up to halloween parties in coordinating costumesyoongi/jimin
side pairings: namseok & taekook
length: 7.9k words
one shot
jimin finds a creative way to share his boyfriend's words with twitteryoongi/jimin
jimin sees a picture of yoongi’s legs and has an emotional breakthroughyoongi/jimin
taegi
main pairing
yeah, i said itfive times taehyung gives yoongi a lap dance, and one time yoongi realizes it's not just platonicyoongi/taehyung
side pairing: jikook
length: 6k words
yoongi is goldilocks and posts ratings for all the beds he tries out, and when he finds the perfect one, not too hard and not too soft, he’s annoyed to find its current occupant refuses to leaveyoongi/taehyung
length: 7 posts
taehyung is a tentacle monster and yoongi is his disgruntled neighbor who keeps finding garbage on his doorstepyoongi/taehyung
side pairing: jihope
length: 30 posts
the kids are righttaehyung and yoongi get stuck on a ski lift together. twice.yoongi/taehyung
side pairing: namjin
length: 12.8k words
taehyung sees a picture of yoongi on his friend’s instagram and predictably loses his shittaehyung/yoongi
side pairings: jinkook & minjoon
length: 27 posts
(fish) child of mineyoongi has a strict no pets rule for their apartment, and taehyung just wants them to be fish dadsyoongi/taehyung
length: 6.3k words
the strawberry thieftaehyung falls over a fence. yoongi isn't too happy about trespassers on his farm.yoongi/taehyung
length: 6.2k words
yoongi doesn’t really think much of it when taehyung is having one of his more clingy daysyoongi/taehyung
length: 1.5k words
one shot
ace yoongi navigates tinder and meets an enamored taehyungyoongi/taehyung
three little pigs auyoongi/taehyung
side pairing
jungkook has a bit of a problem in his apartment and namjoon is a very helpful landlordnamjoon/jungkook
side pairing: taegi
length: 15 posts
better (with you)jimin accidentally texts jungkook a love confessionjimin/jungkook
side pairing: taegi
length: 5.6k words
yoonkook
main pairing
yoongi decides to sail across the globe for 6 months, and in his first port city he matches with jungkook on tinderyoongi/jungkook
side pairings: namjin & vmin
length: 477 posts
sequel to sailor au
jungkook just wants to make their 6 month anniversary as special as possibleyoongi/jungkook
side pairings: vmin & namjin
length: 32 posts
say it firstfive times jungkook says i love you, and one time yoongi says it firstyoongi/jungkook
side pairing: vmin
length: 23k words
jungkook has to go to busan for 3 months to take care of his mom post hip surgery, and he starts noticing a shift in the shows yoongi watches on their shared netflix accountyoongi/jungkook
side pairings: 2seok & vmin
length: 139 posts
twitter exists in ancient greece, jungkook is hercules, and yoongi is an annoyed citizen who just wants to go about his day without hearing how great this new demigod isyoongi/jungkook
side pairing: namseok
length: 190 posts
yoongi decides to rent a cabin in the mountains to work on his next novel, and jungkook runs the general store in a nearby villageyoongi/jungkook
side pairings: minjoon & taejinseok
length: 460 posts
coming in like a western wind
(sequel to the mountain au)jungkook comes over to yoongi's cabin to fix a window and ends up staying the night.yoongi/jungkook
length: 7.4k
jungkook thinks his home is hauntedyoongi/jungkook
length: 18 posts
CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS: jungkook gets dumped and goes on a road trip to figure stuff outyoongi/jungkook
side pairings: nam2seok & vmin
length: tbd
one shot
yoongi and jungkook meet in the mosh pit of a concertyoongi/jungkook
rookie detective jungkook finds a picture of his boyfriend, famous rapper agust d, circulating around twitter yoongi/jungkook
yoongi just wants to share his favorite woodworking videos but he forgets to hide his tabsyoongi/jungkook
jungkook has some very particular feelings about his friendyoongi/jungkook
jungkook is a youtuber and isn’t really paying attention when he posts a pic of his new studioyoongi/jungkook
side pairing
radar detectortaehyung and jungkook start filming a documentary on an underground dance crew and taehyung develops an inconvenient crushmain pairing: jimin/taehyung
side pairing: yoonkook
length: 24k words
vmin get high and come to the group chat to get something off their chestsmain pairing: jimin/taehyung
side pairing: yoonkook
length: 22 posts
jihope
main pairing
jimin and hoseok watch a movie, and jimin decides to see how far he can toe the line of their friendshiphoseok/jimin
length: 4.1k words
lord of the rings au; jimin and hoseok don't always get alonghoseok/jimin
length: 4.4k words
side pairing
taehyung is a tentacle monster and yoongi is his disgruntled neighbor who keeps finding garbage on his doorstepmain pairing: yoongi/taehyung
side pairing: jihope
length: 30 posts
vhope
side pairing
yoongi is famous rapper agust d, jimin is a popular tv presenter/singer, and after their awkward meeting on a music show, yoongi lowkey starts releasing extremely Explicit songs about a mystery manmain pairing: yoongi/jimin
side pairings: namjin & vhope
length: 140 posts
hopekook
side pairing
yoongi’s apartment is haunted and seokjin hates his jobmain pairing: yoongi/seokjin
side pairing: hopekook
length: 17 posts
vmin
main pairing
taehyung is an actual tentacle monster but jimin just thinks he’s got a kinkjimin/taehyung
side pairing: sope
length: 19 posts
everyone tries to get taehyung and jimin to understand that they’re in love with each othertaehyung/jimin
side pairing: sope
length: 16 posts
the road aheadguardians of the galaxy au; part 2
Jimin attempts to cope with his escalating feelings for Taehyung, and makes the mistake of going to the other members of their team for advicejimin/taehyung
side pairing: jinkook
length: 9.3k words
vmin get high and come to the group chat to get something off their chestsjimin/taehyung
length: 22 posts
radar detectortaehyung and jungkook start filming a documentary on an underground dance crew and taehyung develops an inconvenient crushmain pairing: jimin/taehyung
side pairing: yoonkook
length: 24k words
one shot
jimin is a tentacle monster in need of dermatology advice and taehyung is a physician assistant who momentarily forgets how to do his jobjimin/taehyung
side pairing
jungkook has to go to busan for 3 months to take care of his mom post hip surgery, and he starts noticing a shift in the shows yoongi watches on their shared netflix accountmain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairings: 2seok & vmin
length: 139 posts
yoongi decides to sail across the globe for 6 months, and in his first port city he matches with jungkook on tindermain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairings: namjin & vmin
length: 477 posts
sequel to sailor au
jungkook just wants to make their 6 month anniversary as special as possiblemain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairings: vmin & namjin
length: 32 posts
yoongi forces his friends to send flattering pictures of himself to their group chat in a (not) subtle attempt to seduce namjoonmain pairing: yoongi/namjoon
side pairings: vmin & jinkook
length: 28 posts
say it firstfive times jungkook says i love you, and one time yoongi says it firstmain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairing: vmin
length: 23k words
i am jungkookguardians of the galaxy au; part 1
jungkook is groot and seokjin has an inconvenient crushmain pairing: seokjin/jungkook
side pairing: vmin
length: 7.9k words
CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS: jungkook gets dumped and goes on a road trip to figure stuff outmain pairing: yoongi/jungkook
side pairings: nam2seok & vmin
length: tbd
jikook
main pairing
better (with you)Jimin accidentally texts Jungkook a love confessionjimin/jungkook
side pairing: taegi
length: 5.6k words
side pairing
yeah, i said itfive times taehyung gives yoongi a lap dance, and one time yoongi realizes it's not just platonicmain pairing: yoongi/taehyung
side pairing: jikook
length: 6k words
one shot
jimin and jungkook wear matching outfits all the time and it’s a total coincidence and definitely not an elaborate plan by jungkook to make jimin think they’re a couplejimin/jungkook
taekook
one shot
taehyung runs a parody werewolf watch blog, and jungkook thinks it’s realtaehyung/jungkook
side pairing
potato gun salesman seokjin tries to sell his product to unsuspecting potato farmer and self proclaimed potato advocate namjoonmain pairing: namjoon/seokjin
side pairings: sope & taekook
length: 64 posts
kismet or whateverthe one where yoongi and jimin keep accidentally showing up to halloween parties in coordinating costumesyoongi/jimin
side pairings: namseok & taekook
length: 7.9k words